What can one say about Bethany Avello? That her kisses are as sweet and soft as cotton candy? That her hair is a multi-colored rainbow of peace, love, and harmony? That maybe she will go down in history as the greatest Nascar driver to have never tried auto racing? Who knows, all we have is proof of this odd duck's awesome skills!
Sat, 14 Jun 2014 10:43:16 -0500
Robut529
Bethany Avello is better known as one half of the amazing folk adventure duo, "THE MOON IS A DISCO BALL", where she waxes poetically with her ukulele amid a horde of uncertain llamas; good thing she packed her hula hoop. She once flummoxed Steve Harvey with the awesomeness of her skills, yeah, she can bake too. She is all things woman known to man, and she is a major league hottie in her own regard. She would pose naked in Playboy, but doesn't want to cause a paper shortage due to everyone buying multiple copies of her issue. Learn the lesson, and save a tree.
